Swaziland Express…..(Achana na Masinde Muliro, Kubaff!)


Its that time of the year the Swazi’s absolute leader….(King Mswati, Damn it!), is set to pick another bride…he he he!

Now Mombasa411 has some nice little shots of just what it takes before you get accepted to be part of the ‘reed dance’ an elaborate dance ceremony where the lucky lady will become part of the king’s bevy of beauties..or is it harem?

The older mama's scan you thoroughly!! Check the galz awaiting their turn.....

Now one wonders why these people are so obsessed in becoming the next entrants to the King’s bedroom… mmmm

Now someone tell me..isn't the gal on the foreground a minor!! Someone do this to my daughter and I will kill you!

Mswati Yawa!!!

Once you are a confirmed Vajo...you get a Certificate..in other words you become a CERTIFIED Virgin!!!...he he he

Now who wants to go to Swaziland?

53 thoughts on “Swaziland Express…..(Achana na Masinde Muliro, Kubaff!)

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  1. is africa realy serious of what they are doing is mswati the only male in the earth that is abuse of human rights let him come to kenya so that he will be castrated

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  2. God forbid. Where the hell is the good world God had a mighty Sculptor over. The mamas are just devils doing develic acts over the pure work of the Lord. Cursed are they all. Shame on the peoples of the republic of Swaziland.

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    1. Arsenali please read ‘The Good Book’ aka the Bible CAREFULLY, and see what henious acts people did in the name of the ‘Good Lord’ (who is a figment of people’s primitive and superstitious beliefs). Make sure you read the 50% of the bible that pastors/priests/conmen/bullshitters will never read to you in church. e.g. porn like Ezekiel 23:20 – WTF? How would you explain that verse in Sunday School?

      Take the Book of Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgZqnsytJI) – everybody reads the sanitised version where everything ends well for Job but nobody asks the relevant questions like, Did god actually have a bet with Satan to torture a faithful follower of his to prove a point? Over a bloody bet? With Satan? god (notice a small ‘g’) actually killed Job’s first set of children and later gave him ‘another set’. So did Job totally forget about the first set of children whom he LOVED??? According to the bible (READ IT!), god kills well over THREE (3) MILLION PEOPLE (yes we counted) and Satan about 3!!! Acts attributed to the ‘Good Lord’ include, genocide, rape, murder, theft, sheer arseholeness…and a hell (pun not intended) lot of others.

      Google ‘bible verses your pastor never preaches’

      Mankind will only move on to higher levels of being if they can liberate themselves from the debilitating yoke of superstitious/religious brainwashing/mental slavery.

      Science (knowledge) and logic will reign!

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  3. What can they do. They believe in that. I hope these gogo’s hands are clean. They are not wearing gloves as well. I think they must be thought hygiene. It will really help the country.
    How many do they touch without cleaning thier hands. Nna I wouldn’t take my daughter through that prosess. Anyway If it was done here she was going to refuse.

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  4. i am a strong respecter of cultures, if the Swazi like it nobody can prevent them on that.but if it is forced it would be very wrong and actually actionable.those who make noise might have done worse things to others!

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    1. Dude, marrying off a 9 year old girl CHILD to a 70 year old man like the Massai do is culture you respect? If you are a strong ‘respecter’ (no such word) of such ‘culture’ (no such thing), we are doomed. Culture like all things should be dynamic for its ‘respecters’ to adapt and survive in this dynamic world. Anything that defies logic or proves to be a negative in our search for truth and individual freedom should be dropped like a hot stone. RESPECT your individual freedom and dignity and you will find that it entails jealously guarding the freedom of others too, including CHILDREN.

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  5. All dis r lies, in swaziland girls goes 2 de ceremony call umhlanga (reed dance) dey all knw dat our King, my father is going 2 choose a girl 2 b his wife, noone force dis girls 2 go de, dey just go with deir heart willing n luving deir king(my father)…checking of virgins dats a lie..ayikho intfo lenjalo, u wont believe bcos some trry some charms n spell so dat babe can choose dem…but charms n spells don’t work here

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    1. That comment sounds like a male cow’s digestive sytem’s produce! Does a girl child have the wisdom and knowledge to ‘go with deir heart willing n luving deir king(my father)…’?
      Assuming your name ‘Pastor’ means that despicable ‘trade’, I am sure you will defend you statement by quoting from the ‘Good Book’ next. F**K culture. We live by the rule of law. What part of ‘age of consent’ do you not understand? Do not mislead the Swazi people in to allowing a despotic, paternal, backward, despicable, redundant (I could go on forever) system.
      North Koreans live in the same system. They are brought up and brainwashed to think that a certain homo sapien (who is no different from the other 6 billion homo sapiens) is a god/king by proxy. So they spend their entire lives licking the exit to his digestive system.
      Look at Swaziland’s stats – poorest (financially), highest (HIV), poorest (education)…
      KINGDOM = DESPOTISM = TOTALLY F**KED.

      Revolt now!

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  6. You pple should learn to seperate issues that is not done in Swaziland its in KwaZulu Natal a province of the Republic of South Africa. Swazis dont such culture.

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  7. That is total bullcrap! The Muswati thing is just a child abuse thing and he is harrassing the women SEXUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!

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  8. We are trying this next year in Nairobi. Unless we adopt that, Ladies in Nairobi will never stop walking Half Naked. Otherwise, Nituonete matina yamaingi mono ya rangi na mithemba mwanya mwanya. Therefore we are not biased of this simple nudity. They are good they have choosen it in full. What about you non-determined indiots???????????…///?

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  9. I think This is what is supposed to be done to all ladies especially the Girls in Nairobi Area. We are tired of your misbehave and walking half Naked. Get clitoridectomized and get growing Shits!!!

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    1. I am assuming you are a dude and forgive if I am wrong. Whoever taught you to read and write should have been aborted at birth. You are a disgrace to the human race with you vile writing. It sure supports the adage that goes ‘You can get the nigger out of the ghetto but…’
      Wacha ushamba and please step in to the 21st century!

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  10. I dnt think that u nid a Swazi to tell u that this is outlandish, crapy, barbaric and simply stupid. Which shool teaches virginity check. These guys must outgrow suckwardness bro. This too much humulition.

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  11. For some of us who may not understand the culture of the Swazi’s and the actual reason behind making a physical check up, we may ignorantly consider this action barbaric. If there is a Swazi out there visiting this site, can he tell us why we need to see the nakedness of the King’s queen?

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  12. i would rather marry million times than entertaining that crap? i cant image exposing my privacy to crowd of strangers…just to buy confirmaton whether am virgin on not.
    dreaming of becoming kings…..what….after all ladies he had?
    do women in swaziland give birth to girls so as to be kings…be king’s bevy of beauties!!! the same he may had their moms,aunts…..
    no….this is the worst of stories

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  13. Im not condoning whats happening there, the young girls obviously dont do it willingly, you can see how disturbed they look?…what im saying is the things happening at Muliro gardens is a big shame too!

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    1. What is happening in those pictures are crimes against humanity (children). What happens in Muliro Gardens is an act between two (or more if they wanted) CONSENTING ADULTS.

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  14. @ti wat Ramez?thats true.do you think that those girls are doing it voluntarily or is it pressure from their parents.would you impose your own daughter in such a shame all over the world.africans is the high time we change from such vices.nothing impressive about those images.

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  15. So does this mean the small girl without a certificate is not a certified vajo…yaani she is not a virgin at all? but still, at least this proves these young girls have not had sex in their lives…but Muliro gardens…..that’s another story in the Animal Kingdom!

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  16. This is un beleavable!! Kwani hakuna human rights activists. Hii ni dhulma isiyokubalika katika karne hii hasa kwa dada zetu wa bara hili la afrika. Mswati ni kubaff and he will pay for this!!!!

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  17. huu ni ukiukaji wa haki za kibinadamu, na hao wazazi wa huko wanalazima wasichana wao waolewe na mfalme Mswati? jamani hawa watu wanaishi dunia gani? huu ni upuzi mtupu siwezi kubali mtoto wanguaanikwe hivyo dunia nzima ikimuona.

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  18. @Lydia i beg your pardon, not that parents cant protect their young once it’s only that anyone who goes for the selection does it at her own volition that’s why there is scrutiny after all.
    That is King Mswatis way of choosing a woman…..above that don’t this women see they are not going there to number one? this is stupidity of the highest order.
    This is so yesteryear, period!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. Gooshhhhhhhh that is fuunny is it that the ratio is that bad or parents cant protect their young ones? shame on you Swazys. look at that ka innocent young minor with a bright future ahead.
    they are killing the women leaders of tomorrow

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  20. That is total bullcrap! The Muswati thing is just a child abuse thing and he is harrassing the women SEXUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!

    BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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